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A couple people asked me why I haven't updated my Livejournal. The following is my explanation:
I am completely uninspired to write in or update my LiveJournal. I certainly don't have anything relevent to say. I have no original ideas. I have no interesting theories. I can offer you no intriuging insight. I am unable to offer you my opinion. I am unfit to give you any advice. I will not post any pictures. I have no interesting conversations to paste. I can not write complete sentences. I'm a terrible speller. I am very unintelligent. I'm too lazy to continue writing now.
July 14 2005, 23:44:59 UTC 6 years ago
July 15 2005, 05:38:48 UTC 6 years ago
July 15 2005, 22:30:48 UTC 6 years ago
Pity Party!
I just wanted to invite you all to my pity party this Saturday night! You can only come if you want to have a miserable time! You must be depressed and extremely negative! You don't have to pity just me though. You can feel sorry for whoever you want, especially yourself! We will be sitting in a pity-circle and talking about how our ex's fucked us over and how much we want them back! There will be lots of hugging, pats on the back and many tears flowing! There will be a live DJ playing all the sad songs about heartache and struggle that you know and love! We'll be playing fun games, such as "Who's life is the worst?"! So, bring a friend and come early! You don't wanna miss this one!BYOK
(Bring your own Kleenex)
July 16 2005, 00:52:23 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Pity Party!
Sounds totally gay. Have you invited Will yet?July 16 2005, 05:26:44 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Pity Party!
Nice Barney icon.July 17 2005, 03:51:12 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Pity Party!
Hahahaha! It does make me giggle. Shit, now who's the gay one.July 16 2005, 04:18:39 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Pity Party!
I said NO PITY PARTY!